1 00:00:06,659 --> 00:00:08,934 ♫ Ground floor: perfumery, stationary, and leather goods 2 00:00:08,935 --> 00:00:11,721 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food 3 00:00:11,722 --> 00:00:14,222 ♫ Going up... 4 00:00:17,893 --> 00:00:20,736 ♫ First floor: telephones, gents' ready-made suits 5 00:00:20,737 --> 00:00:23,566 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes 6 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:26,067 ♫ Going up... 7 00:00:29,652 --> 00:00:32,382 ♫ Second floor: carpets, travel books, and bedding 8 00:00:32,383 --> 00:00:35,179 ♫ Material, soft furnishing, restaurants, and teas 9 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,847 ♫ Going down... 10 00:00:46,805 --> 00:00:48,236 Mr. Humphries, Mr. Spooner, 11 00:00:48,237 --> 00:00:49,917 have you nearly finished you stock-taking? 12 00:00:51,766 --> 00:00:53,567 You're supposed to count them, not measure them! 13 00:00:53,568 --> 00:00:54,623 Well there's no label on it, 14 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:55,814 we've gotta know what size they are! 15 00:00:55,815 --> 00:00:58,565 Yes, now this inside leg is 28. 16 00:00:59,410 --> 00:01:00,243 Yes. 17 00:01:00,244 --> 00:01:01,988 And this inside leg's 15. 18 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:03,108 Ay? 19 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,338 Well that can't be right. 20 00:01:05,339 --> 00:01:06,391 Right, it can't-- 21 00:01:06,392 --> 00:01:08,706 Oh, of course, it's all coming back to me now! 22 00:01:08,707 --> 00:01:11,245 It was a special order by a Welsh sheep farmer 23 00:01:11,246 --> 00:01:13,115 that lived on the side of a very steep hill. 24 00:01:16,053 --> 00:01:16,976 He forgot to collect them. 25 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:18,726 Yes, extraordinary. 26 00:01:21,524 --> 00:01:23,622 It's, uh, nearly seven o'clock, so I'm leaving. 27 00:01:23,623 --> 00:01:26,061 Mr. Harman will let you all out with his master key. 28 00:01:26,062 --> 00:01:28,338 I thought you wanted to check these figures tonight? 29 00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:30,479 Well, the morning will have to do. 30 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,560 My wife expects me home at a reasonable hour. 31 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:36,098 Are you sure taking me home won't make you late? 32 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:37,916 No, no, that's all right. 33 00:01:37,917 --> 00:01:40,215 You don't live anywhere near Miss Belfridge. 34 00:01:40,216 --> 00:01:42,028 Well, knowing I was going to be late, 35 00:01:42,029 --> 00:01:43,560 I borrowed me mother's motorbike and sidecar 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,108 to give you a lift home. 37 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:46,880 Well Mr. Humphries, 38 00:01:46,881 --> 00:01:48,820 I thought you were completely the other way. 39 00:01:51,727 --> 00:01:54,203 Ignore the rumors, it'll be a pleasure. 40 00:01:55,256 --> 00:01:57,619 - No, no, no, I insist. I'll see you all on Monday. 41 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,017 Come along, Miss Belfridge. 42 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:02,591 Don't forget to lock up, Mr. Harman! 43 00:02:02,592 --> 00:02:06,242 Oh, by the way everybody, I'm glad that the custom of 44 00:02:06,243 --> 00:02:09,712 playing practical jokes on management on stock-taking 45 00:02:09,713 --> 00:02:11,804 night has been discontinued. 46 00:02:11,805 --> 00:02:13,572 We are far to tired for that, sir. 47 00:02:13,573 --> 00:02:14,406 Sir! 48 00:02:14,407 --> 00:02:15,690 As you're going straight home, I suppose 49 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:17,686 you won't be wanting the two tickets I bought for you 50 00:02:17,687 --> 00:02:19,785 for the back row of the Continental Cinema tonight? 51 00:02:19,786 --> 00:02:21,536 I didn't hear that. 52 00:02:21,537 --> 00:02:24,654 I said you won't want them seats for the cinema-- 53 00:02:24,655 --> 00:02:26,859 Mr. Harmon, check the alarm systems and lock up 54 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:27,817 before you go home. 55 00:02:27,817 --> 00:02:28,650 Yes sir. 56 00:02:28,651 --> 00:02:33,048 It's amazing the trouble a bottle of peroxide can cause. 57 00:02:34,412 --> 00:02:36,728 She's only going because she's up for a raise. 58 00:02:36,729 --> 00:02:37,729 How do you know? 59 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:40,992 I recommended her for it. 60 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:44,400 Oh you men, you live in a dream world! 61 00:02:44,401 --> 00:02:47,792 Those girls only use you to get on. 62 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:50,681 Mrs. Slocombe, do I have to remind you what clinched 63 00:02:50,682 --> 00:02:53,232 your senior position on the ladies' counter? 64 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:56,253 I was the right age, I was very keen, 65 00:02:56,254 --> 00:02:57,780 and I was ready for it. 66 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,133 All I know is Mr. Grace's face 67 00:03:02,134 --> 00:03:03,894 when you came down from his office. 68 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,239 I'm not staying here to be insulted! I'm going home. 69 00:03:11,366 --> 00:03:12,449 Psst, psst. 70 00:03:17,643 --> 00:03:18,476 What is it? 71 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:19,567 What's going on? 72 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:20,733 We're being robbed. 73 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,689 What do you mean? 74 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:24,317 There's two blokes going through the safe in Accounts. 75 00:03:24,318 --> 00:03:25,798 Oh, it's probably the staff up there-- 76 00:03:26,579 --> 00:03:28,423 doing stock taking like we are down here. 77 00:03:28,424 --> 00:03:29,741 Yeah, but they'd use the key. 78 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:32,031 These blokes have got oxy-acetylene blowlamps. 79 00:03:33,176 --> 00:03:34,701 Good heavens, we must ring the police! 80 00:03:34,702 --> 00:03:37,170 Yeah, but the only outside line's in Mr. Rumbold's office. 81 00:03:37,171 --> 00:03:40,029 But they can't get out of the building without the keys. 82 00:03:40,030 --> 00:03:41,323 Well how did they get in? 83 00:03:41,324 --> 00:03:42,885 What are we gonna do? 84 00:03:42,886 --> 00:03:44,432 Well, all the doors are locked. 85 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,688 Now, if we could catch them ourselves, well, 86 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:48,357 it would be quite a feather in our caps. 87 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:50,289 No, feathers don't suit me, 88 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:51,750 I think we should phone the police. 89 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,605 All of a sudden I've got to spend a penny. 90 00:03:55,606 --> 00:03:56,944 I'm afraid all the loos is locked. 91 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,224 Well, give me the key, it's an emergency! 92 00:03:59,225 --> 00:04:01,500 Well, you can use the executive one, but hurry! 93 00:04:01,510 --> 00:04:02,550 Okay, that's the one on the ring there. 94 00:04:02,550 --> 00:04:03,526 Thank you! 95 00:04:03,527 --> 00:04:07,249 Well, I'm all for having a go. Only two, you say? 96 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,367 Yes. 97 00:04:08,368 --> 00:04:10,173 Well there's four of us men. 98 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:11,877 Three. I'm against violence. 99 00:04:12,943 --> 00:04:14,681 Now, they obviously think the building is empty, 100 00:04:14,682 --> 00:04:17,208 and we have the element of surprise, and well, 101 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:19,568 they're probably a lot more frightened than we are. 102 00:04:19,569 --> 00:04:21,493 Oh yeah. 103 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,033 They're both over six feet tall, 104 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:25,388 and built like brick chicken houses. 105 00:04:26,564 --> 00:04:27,933 On the other hand, phoning the police 106 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,730 would be the correct thing to do. 107 00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:31,927 Oh look at the lift, it must be them, 108 00:04:31,928 --> 00:04:33,261 what are we gonna do, they'll find-- 109 00:04:33,262 --> 00:04:36,382 Get behind the counter, quick, come on, everybody. 110 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,550 Come on, come on, come on! 111 00:04:39,860 --> 00:04:41,874 Now look, I don't want anybody to do anything brave 112 00:04:41,875 --> 00:04:43,581 or reckless until I give the word. 113 00:04:43,582 --> 00:04:44,582 Don't worry, we won't. 114 00:04:51,293 --> 00:04:53,049 This job's a piece of cake. 115 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:56,420 Yeah, all we need to do now is have a kip til they open, 116 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:58,036 and then just walk out, hehehe. 117 00:04:58,037 --> 00:05:00,256 Maybe there's a safe down here we could crack. 118 00:05:00,257 --> 00:05:02,311 We've run out of acetylene. 119 00:05:02,312 --> 00:05:04,410 Well, it's worth a look around. 120 00:05:04,411 --> 00:05:05,838 We could always chuck it out the window. 121 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,234 That usually opens 'em. 122 00:05:13,611 --> 00:05:14,501 I told you they was big. 123 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:17,104 They look a right pair of ruffians. 124 00:05:17,105 --> 00:05:20,256 Not the sort of gentlemen you could reason with. 125 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:24,342 If we jump on them from behind, it might surprise them. 126 00:05:24,343 --> 00:05:25,868 It might amaze them! I don't think-- 127 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:30,677 Well what are we gonna do? 128 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,798 We can't stay down here all night, can we? 129 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:34,147 Well, why don't we creep along, 130 00:05:34,148 --> 00:05:36,327 and lock 'em in Rumbold's office? 131 00:05:36,328 --> 00:05:38,240 Well, they might be coming out the door when we get there. 132 00:05:38,241 --> 00:05:39,566 Oh yeah. 133 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:41,825 I used to be very handy with my dukes. 134 00:05:41,826 --> 00:05:43,666 I used to fight for 10 bob a night 135 00:05:43,667 --> 00:05:45,372 at the old Blackfriars ring. 136 00:05:45,373 --> 00:05:47,724 Do you mean that you're volunteering to go lock them in? 137 00:05:47,725 --> 00:05:50,647 Don't be fiver, that was 40 years ago! 138 00:05:50,648 --> 00:05:53,053 I'm just remembering how handy I used to be. 139 00:05:54,810 --> 00:05:56,060 Who's coming? 140 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,293 Hello? 141 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,647 Where is everybody? 142 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:07,732 Sssssh! 143 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:16,249 Ooh! 144 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,019 Are those men still upstairs? 145 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,143 No, get down here quickly. 146 00:06:20,144 --> 00:06:20,977 Why? 147 00:06:20,978 --> 00:06:22,785 Because they're in Rumbold's office. Down here, come on. 148 00:06:22,786 --> 00:06:24,615 I've got to spend another penny! 149 00:06:26,171 --> 00:06:27,634 Get here, quickly! 150 00:06:27,635 --> 00:06:29,757 Oh, what are they like? Have you seen them? 151 00:06:29,758 --> 00:06:32,271 They're both over seven foot tall, and mean with it. 152 00:06:33,106 --> 00:06:34,668 What will they do to us if they catch us? 153 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:36,711 Keep quiet, and they won't. 154 00:06:37,770 --> 00:06:39,924 If they seek Mrs. Slocombe's handbag on the carrel 155 00:06:39,925 --> 00:06:41,354 that wasn't there when they came down, 156 00:06:41,355 --> 00:06:43,083 they'll know someone's about. 157 00:06:43,084 --> 00:06:45,346 Humphries, get the bag. 158 00:06:50,425 --> 00:06:54,238 No, no, me legs have gone on strike! 159 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:56,381 Spooner, it's up to you. 160 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,143 Why me? Why can't you go? 161 00:06:58,144 --> 00:07:01,241 Because I'm not quite as agile as I used to be. 162 00:07:01,242 --> 00:07:02,989 You'll need a better reason than that. 163 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,074 If they catch Captain Peacock, 164 00:07:05,075 --> 00:07:07,381 I mean it's obvious he's a high-up in the firm, 165 00:07:07,382 --> 00:07:09,867 they might sort of hold him as a hostage 166 00:07:09,868 --> 00:07:13,000 if it comes to a shoot-out with the police. 167 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:13,892 That's a good point, Harman. 168 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:16,518 - And whereas you, Mr. Spooner, you look a mere boy. 169 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,732 I mean, they'll just cross you, 170 00:07:17,733 --> 00:07:19,436 and dump you in the fitting room. 171 00:07:20,271 --> 00:07:21,527 That settles it. I'm staying put! 172 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,193 Oh I'll go meself. 173 00:07:23,194 --> 00:07:25,412 No, don't, Betty, I'll go, you stay here. 174 00:07:25,413 --> 00:07:27,427 Well, if they do catch you, 175 00:07:27,428 --> 00:07:30,261 we'll all be on them like a flash. 176 00:07:34,674 --> 00:07:36,389 All we need I think to crack that safe 177 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,466 is a wire coat hanger. 178 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:40,717 There'll be some behind that counter. 179 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:43,620 Achoo! 180 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,453 Bless you! 181 00:07:44,454 --> 00:07:46,953 Wasn't me. 182 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,640 Tell me, Harry, do you remember seeing this dummy before? 183 00:08:00,641 --> 00:08:02,784 They all look alike to me. 184 00:08:02,785 --> 00:08:07,199 This one is very life-like. And it's got a lovely handbag. 185 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,138 Yeah. That would be a nice present for the wife. 186 00:08:09,139 --> 00:08:09,972 Yeah. 187 00:08:09,973 --> 00:08:11,573 She could do with some stocking as well. 188 00:08:14,284 --> 00:08:16,479 Come on everybody, I've got them, come one! 189 00:08:18,504 --> 00:08:19,337 Where are you all? 190 00:08:19,338 --> 00:08:23,832 Fancy thinking we'd fall for an old one like that. 191 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:26,423 Now what are you doing here after closing time? 192 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:27,904 I don't have to give you anything other than 193 00:08:27,905 --> 00:08:31,278 my name and number, and my name is Miss Brahms, 194 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:33,761 and I'm assistant one-three-four. 195 00:08:33,762 --> 00:08:37,017 Well, assistant one-three-four, you can keep us company 196 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:39,196 in the office while we open the safe. 197 00:08:48,374 --> 00:08:50,948 Weak as water, the whole lot of you, weak as water! 198 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:55,052 I didn't see you leading the charge. 199 00:08:55,053 --> 00:08:58,010 I was waiting for your signal. 200 00:08:58,060 --> 00:08:59,794 Well, if we men had been alone, we'd have gone in there, 201 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:01,922 but, well, we couldn't risk your being involved. 202 00:09:01,923 --> 00:09:05,193 No, not a woman of your age. 203 00:09:05,194 --> 00:09:07,133 Look, they've got Miss Brahms at their mercy, 204 00:09:07,134 --> 00:09:08,659 they could be doing anything to her! 205 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:10,797 Ooh, I wish I'd gone in her place. 206 00:09:13,329 --> 00:09:15,729 I was just thinking that meself. 207 00:09:18,263 --> 00:09:19,949 I've got an idea! 208 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:21,162 Oh, about time, what is it? 209 00:09:21,163 --> 00:09:24,261 Well, that sort of villain is always afraid of authority, 210 00:09:24,262 --> 00:09:25,787 now, especially the police. 211 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:27,256 But the police aren't here. 212 00:09:27,257 --> 00:09:28,566 No, but they don't know that. 213 00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:31,619 And if I go in there, and say that I'm a detective inspector 214 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,001 from Scotland Yard, well, 215 00:09:33,002 --> 00:09:34,633 then I'm sure they'd give themselves up. 216 00:09:34,634 --> 00:09:36,222 Yes, but wouldn't it be safer to just run out 217 00:09:36,223 --> 00:09:37,702 and get a proper policeman? 218 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:41,251 We can't. The master key for the exit's in your handbag. 219 00:09:41,252 --> 00:09:43,413 Which is in the office. 220 00:09:43,414 --> 00:09:46,770 I think Stephen's plan might work. 221 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:48,908 There's only one thing wrong with it, you see, 222 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:50,970 detectives always work in pairs. 223 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,523 You look a little bit old to be my assistant. 224 00:09:54,524 --> 00:09:56,520 Oh, I don't mean me, I mean him. 225 00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:58,080 I don't look like a policeman! 226 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,851 No, but you're all we've got. 227 00:09:59,852 --> 00:10:02,871 Well, you have got that Army manner. It might work. 228 00:10:02,872 --> 00:10:05,308 And, I mean, we've got to save Miss Brahms from being 229 00:10:05,309 --> 00:10:07,636 at the mercy of those rough men. 230 00:10:07,637 --> 00:10:10,294 I mean, they might even try to kiss her. 231 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,233 Not while they're on the job. 232 00:10:13,234 --> 00:10:16,290 Well, that's what ruffians do when they capture girls. 233 00:10:16,291 --> 00:10:19,267 They force their attentions on them. 234 00:10:19,268 --> 00:10:21,798 Oh, if only I'd gone in her place! 235 00:10:23,335 --> 00:10:27,502 I'd've put up a real fight! For quite a long time. 236 00:10:29,173 --> 00:10:30,477 Here, take this. 237 00:10:30,478 --> 00:10:31,462 What's that? 238 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,573 - It's my union card. Just flash it briefly, 239 00:10:33,574 --> 00:10:36,629 and they'll assume it's your CID ID. 240 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:38,129 But what do I flash? 241 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:39,130 Nothing. 242 00:10:39,946 --> 00:10:41,976 Just look alert, and pretend to take notes. 243 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:43,248 Oh get on with it! 244 00:10:43,249 --> 00:10:44,526 Now what shall I wear? 245 00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:47,701 Mr. Spooner, get me a size 42 riding mack out of stock, 246 00:10:47,702 --> 00:10:49,669 and some tweed hats and caps. 247 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:51,384 Why a riding mack? 248 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,531 Juliet Bravo never wears anything else! 249 00:10:55,386 --> 00:10:57,078 Boy, I hope there's something 250 00:10:57,079 --> 00:10:58,253 worth having in here. 251 00:10:58,254 --> 00:10:59,949 What do you expect, the crown jewels? 252 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:01,804 Oh, just belt up. 253 00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:03,971 You'll never get away with this, you know! 254 00:11:03,972 --> 00:11:06,145 Blimey, you never stop talking! 255 00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,778 You're worse than my old woman. 256 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:09,267 More Rabbit than Sainsbury's. 257 00:11:12,295 --> 00:11:14,935 This is the police. The game's up. 258 00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:15,860 Come out with your hands up. 259 00:11:15,870 --> 00:11:18,574 Don't tell 'em to come out here, we're out here! 260 00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:21,360 Oh yes. Stay where you are, two of us are coming in. 261 00:11:22,446 --> 00:11:23,726 Help, help, help, help! 262 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:25,660 Help, help, help, help! 263 00:11:25,661 --> 00:11:27,718 - Nix! I'm too far to jump. - Help, help, help, help! 264 00:11:27,719 --> 00:11:29,342 - Help, help, help, help! - Shut up! 265 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:33,256 I am detective inspector Stephens, from Scotland Yard. 266 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,419 I arrest you for breaking and entering. 267 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:39,300 Uh, I warn you that anything you say will be taken down 268 00:11:39,301 --> 00:11:41,189 and may be used in evidence. 269 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:44,093 My assistant, Detective Spooner, will release the girl. 270 00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:45,965 Should I put the cuffs on 'em? 271 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,731 That will not be necessary. 272 00:11:47,732 --> 00:11:49,633 How about search them to see if they're tolled up? 273 00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:50,984 Here! 274 00:11:50,985 --> 00:11:52,611 Just release the girl. 275 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:55,368 All right, it's a fair cop. Who blew the gaffe? 276 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,399 We uh, we had a tip-off. 277 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:00,304 Oh, I knew it. Was it the Gumby Gang? 278 00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:04,020 What do you boys know about the Gumby Gang? 279 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,990 We will interrogate them later at the station, Spooner. 280 00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,043 That's all right, we'll talk. 281 00:12:07,044 --> 00:12:08,384 Oh good. 282 00:12:08,385 --> 00:12:10,656 They're the meanest, heaviest mob in the underworld. 283 00:12:10,657 --> 00:12:12,204 The law's never laid a finger on them. 284 00:12:12,205 --> 00:12:13,432 What's their description? 285 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,051 Well, we've never seen 'em, but apparently 286 00:12:15,052 --> 00:12:19,219 they're led by old Pa Gumby, and his mad maw Ma Gumby. 287 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:22,043 Yeah. And they work with their stepson. 288 00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,813 Italian Tony, the tootin' terror. 289 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:28,174 Well, they was threatening to move into our manor, 290 00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:29,889 so I reckon they must've tipped you off 291 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:31,447 to get us out of the way. 292 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:34,236 Well, as a matter of fact they did. 293 00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:36,765 Spooner, take that handbag down to forensics, 294 00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:38,321 and have it examined for fingerprints. 295 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,503 Yes, Captain Peacock. 296 00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:44,514 Er, just a minute. 297 00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:48,138 I thought you said your name was Stephens. 298 00:12:48,139 --> 00:12:50,677 Let's have another look at that card. 299 00:12:50,678 --> 00:12:53,332 It would be foolish to resist arrest. 300 00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:56,333 A longer look than that. 301 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:00,394 It's a union card. 302 00:13:01,588 --> 00:13:03,522 For packing and maintenance engineers. 303 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,708 Oh dear. You are in deep water, old son. 304 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:11,689 Right out of your depth. 305 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:15,667 Impersonating a police officer. 306 00:13:15,668 --> 00:13:17,802 Uh, look, if you let us go, we won't say anything, 307 00:13:17,803 --> 00:13:19,135 will we Mr. Spooner? 308 00:13:19,136 --> 00:13:20,219 Not a word! 309 00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:22,907 Get some more rope and tie them to that cupboard. 310 00:13:22,908 --> 00:13:24,093 I must protest! 311 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,883 If you do, we'll gag you. 312 00:13:25,884 --> 00:13:29,560 Wait, they've seen our faces. They could identify us. 313 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:30,978 I have no memory for faces! 314 00:13:30,979 --> 00:13:32,417 Me neither! 315 00:13:32,418 --> 00:13:34,682 I have! And when you're in court, I'll come in there, 316 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,856 and I'll pick you out, and you'll go down for life, you-- 317 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:37,857 Shut up! 318 00:13:39,369 --> 00:13:40,559 Please, be quiet Miss Brahms. 319 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,794 She's, she's only doing it to annoy you. 320 00:13:42,795 --> 00:13:44,130 Now, I'll handle this. 321 00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:48,854 Now, if I give you the key to the exit, will you let us go? 322 00:13:48,855 --> 00:13:52,311 Oh, so you've got a key, have you? Alright. 323 00:13:52,312 --> 00:13:54,220 Where is it? 324 00:13:55,054 --> 00:13:56,033 I'll get it. 325 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,492 No, no, don't give it to them! 326 00:13:57,493 --> 00:13:58,918 They mustn't get away with this! 327 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:00,669 Miss Brahms, don't! 328 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:04,472 There, you see, you've had it now. 329 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:06,450 Because the key was in there, and now you can't get away, 330 00:14:06,450 --> 00:14:08,140 and you'll have to stay here, and the police will come, 331 00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,200 and you'll be knicked! 332 00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:15,491 That was not a very clever move, Miss Brahms. 333 00:14:18,217 --> 00:14:20,634 Follow me. I've got a plan. 334 00:14:22,126 --> 00:14:23,635 Come on. 335 00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:25,549 I think me legs have gone on strike again! 336 00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:28,855 Hup! 337 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,136 48 coat hangers. 338 00:14:40,376 --> 00:14:43,149 And not a sign of getting it open. 339 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,693 You're wasting your time. It's empty. 340 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:47,350 Yeah, why don't you tie a load of trousers together, 341 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,465 hang 'em out the window, and escape while you can? 342 00:14:50,844 --> 00:14:52,220 Because we've got our chauffeur arriving 343 00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:53,953 at one minute past nine in the morning. 344 00:14:53,954 --> 00:14:55,871 You're not dealing with rubbish here, you know. 345 00:14:55,872 --> 00:14:58,479 Gah. Why don't we just settle down and have a nice kip? 346 00:15:02,411 --> 00:15:05,769 I don't like any of your ideas so far. 347 00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:06,843 What about this? 348 00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:08,502 The one thing they're more scared of than the law 349 00:15:08,503 --> 00:15:10,142 is the Gumby Gang. 350 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,529 How will that help us? 351 00:15:11,530 --> 00:15:13,123 Well, they've never seen 'em. 352 00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:15,381 We disguise ourselves as the villains and take over. 353 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,319 Yes, but we still can't get out. 354 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,933 Miss Brahms threw the key away. 355 00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,843 Well, when we take over, we can use the phone to get out. 356 00:15:22,844 --> 00:15:26,979 Mrs. Slocombe would never pass as Mad Ma Gumby. 357 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:29,813 Leave it to me. I know the look. 358 00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:33,388 Mad Ma Gumby 359 00:15:33,389 --> 00:15:36,103 I don't know, though. 360 00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:52,907 Hurry! 361 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:55,441 I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying! 362 00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:58,109 Oof. 363 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:13,299 We can escape while they're asleep and hide in the cellar. 364 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,342 Come come, quick quick quick quick. 365 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,009 Ooh 366 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,294 Okay you guys, freeze! 367 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,744 Here, who are you? 368 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:23,328 Me? I'm Pa Gumby. 369 00:16:24,342 --> 00:16:26,874 And me and my family are taking over in your manor. 370 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,698 Okay Ma, I've got this lot covered. 371 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:32,866 No, we don't no trouble with you and Mad Ma Gumby. 372 00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:44,746 Did you say trouble? 373 00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:47,400 You don't know the meaning of the word. 374 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:54,545 Say Pa, don't kill that one. I kinda like his style. 375 00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:58,847 Come down and see me sometime. 376 00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:03,146 Uh, don't you mean come up and see you? 377 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,380 No. I live in the basement. 378 00:17:07,909 --> 00:17:11,439 No, no, we don't want no violence, and we're not armed. 379 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,813 We was just doing a bit of petty thieving. 380 00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:16,063 Yeah, we don't mind if you move in on our manor. 381 00:17:16,064 --> 00:17:17,292 We'll split our share. 382 00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:18,126 Yeah, yeah. 383 00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:19,986 In fact, you can have all of it. 384 00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:23,120 Say, that's quite a lot of cabbage, Pa. 385 00:17:23,121 --> 00:17:27,798 You count it, sugar, while I call in our crazy son. 386 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:31,382 - Not... Italian Tony? The tootin' terror? 387 00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:33,603 The same. 388 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,186 The very same. 389 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,787 The same! 390 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,550 And uncontrollable when there's a full moon. 391 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,824 And the full moon is tonight. 392 00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:44,408 Okay Tony, you can come in now. 393 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:05,275 ♫ Hello Mama, hello Papa 394 00:18:05,276 --> 00:18:09,359 ♫ What we got here, is a whopper 395 00:18:13,915 --> 00:18:15,411 What these bums are? 396 00:18:15,412 --> 00:18:17,682 Interlopers, They're moving in on our manor, son. 397 00:18:17,683 --> 00:18:20,515 Oh, hold-a me back before I give them what-a for. 398 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,411 No! No, no, no, no Tony! 399 00:18:22,412 --> 00:18:24,047 You know what happens when you let yourself go. 400 00:18:24,048 --> 00:18:26,458 Oh Papa, you are a spoilsport. 401 00:18:26,459 --> 00:18:28,723 Who are these two creeps-a? 402 00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:30,479 They was posing as the law. 403 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,103 Maybe we should chuck 'em outta the window. 404 00:18:32,104 --> 00:18:34,833 That warped son of yours is off his rocker. 405 00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:35,783 Yeah, leave it out. 406 00:18:35,784 --> 00:18:38,280 If you kill us, you'll never get into the safe. 407 00:18:38,281 --> 00:18:39,422 You said it was empty. 408 00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:42,381 I was lying to you. It is full of money. 409 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:47,034 All you need is a drill from the electrical department. 410 00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,516 Okay son. You better be telling the truth, 411 00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,674 otherwise I'll sic Tony on ya. 412 00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:55,149 No, no, Papa, he is an old-a man-a. 413 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,543 I think he tell the truth. 414 00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,680 Okay you guys. Get down to the electrical depot, 415 00:18:58,681 --> 00:18:59,901 and get the drill. 416 00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,300 Right 417 00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:04,641 By the way, there's a rumor in the underworld 418 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:06,708 you're very keen on the girls. 419 00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:09,162 As long as it's only a rumor. 420 00:19:13,757 --> 00:19:17,037 Yeah, well. You can have that one. She's all yours. 421 00:19:17,038 --> 00:19:20,542 No, no, I shall never give in to an Italian whopper! 422 00:19:24,943 --> 00:19:27,039 We do have rumors in the underworld! 423 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:32,565 I'm proud to meet you, Tony. 424 00:19:32,566 --> 00:19:35,578 In the underworld, you're a legend. 425 00:19:35,579 --> 00:19:37,499 Ooh, they'll be talking about you soon. 426 00:19:39,872 --> 00:19:41,798 Yeah, he's definitely one of us. 427 00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:44,436 If ever you need a couple of good blokes behind ya-- 428 00:19:44,437 --> 00:19:45,792 You'll be the first to know. 429 00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:50,681 Okay fellas, get-a to your drill. 430 00:19:51,909 --> 00:19:54,068 If it wasn't for your old man, 431 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:56,879 I think you and me could make music together. 432 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,799 Pity I sold the piano. 433 00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:04,996 Ooh goodness, they've gone, 434 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,121 I thought me legs were going to go again. 435 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,626 Ooh! Well, we fooled 'em. 436 00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,280 Yeah, but how are we gonna get out of here? 437 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:12,447 I'm telephoning the police. 438 00:20:12,448 --> 00:20:14,144 Hello, police. 439 00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:18,683 Yes, it's urgent, it doesn't matter which station! 440 00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:21,760 My number? Extension 214, Grace Brothers, yes. 441 00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:22,760 Quick, they're coming! 442 00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:24,118 Quick, look like you're doing something. 443 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:25,111 Well what should I do? 444 00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:26,889 Live up to your reputation, give her a kiss. 445 00:20:26,890 --> 00:20:28,508 You think they'll believe me? 446 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,374 I don't know, but I'm not used to this-- 447 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:32,532 - Shut up! - No! 448 00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:37,752 The steel doors was down, 449 00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:39,468 so we couldn't get into the drills. 450 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,991 I see Tony's going through true to form. 451 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,623 Yeah! Living up to his reputation. 452 00:20:44,624 --> 00:20:47,146 Yeah, and that's only just chatting her up. 453 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,958 I've got an idea. 454 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:53,701 Well, treat it gently, it's in a strange place. 455 00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,923 Now look, I will telephone the man 456 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,390 who has the key to the safe, and tell him 457 00:20:58,391 --> 00:20:59,993 that if he doesn't bring them down here, 458 00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:01,752 he'll never see me again. 459 00:21:01,753 --> 00:21:04,517 Here's the phone. And don't do anything fancy, 460 00:21:04,518 --> 00:21:06,631 just keep the dialog legit, savvy? 461 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:07,632 Savvy. 462 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:17,299 Aaah! 463 00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,782 Who is this? It's after midnight! 464 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,789 It's Captain Peacock, sir. 465 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,711 What do you mean by ringing me at home? 466 00:21:27,712 --> 00:21:31,541 Sir, I'm in your office with five desperate criminals. 467 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:33,991 If you don't get down here with the keys to your safe, 468 00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:36,104 you'll never see me again. 469 00:21:36,105 --> 00:21:38,667 What are you talking about? 470 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:42,521 I've only got my teacup and biscuits in that safe. 471 00:21:42,522 --> 00:21:44,030 As much money as that? 472 00:21:44,031 --> 00:21:46,262 Well, you better get down here in a hurry. 473 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,096 Give it to me. 474 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,878 And don't spill the beans to the fuzz, 475 00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:50,962 or it's curtains for the Captain. 476 00:21:50,963 --> 00:21:54,036 Mrs. Slocombe, what are you playing at? 477 00:21:55,594 --> 00:22:00,434 Slocombe? I never heard of the dame. Now get on over here. 478 00:22:00,435 --> 00:22:01,729 Here, let me have a go. 479 00:22:01,730 --> 00:22:03,524 Mr. Rumbold, it's true. 480 00:22:03,525 --> 00:22:05,481 There's me and Captain Peacock, Mr. Spooner, 481 00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:07,330 we've been held prisoners in your office. 482 00:22:07,331 --> 00:22:10,157 Oh please, you've got to get here quickly! 483 00:22:10,158 --> 00:22:13,052 I won't forget this poor practical joke. 484 00:22:13,053 --> 00:22:16,194 Oh, I knew stock-taking night wouldn't go by 485 00:22:16,195 --> 00:22:17,619 without something like this happening. 486 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,106 Just don't do it again! 487 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,134 He's hung up! 488 00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:25,860 Well that's torn it. What do we do now? 489 00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,032 I got it. 490 00:22:27,033 --> 00:22:28,235 You go get a trolley, 491 00:22:28,236 --> 00:22:30,061 there's bound to be one by the goods lift, 492 00:22:30,062 --> 00:22:31,620 and then when the store opens in the morning, 493 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:35,641 we'll just walk out as cool as a cucumber. 494 00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:39,138 Oh, mine papa, you got-a the brains. 495 00:22:39,139 --> 00:22:40,367 I've got to, ain't I? 496 00:22:40,368 --> 00:22:43,387 Right. 497 00:22:43,388 --> 00:22:45,138 Quick, phone the police. 498 00:22:46,101 --> 00:22:47,466 Men's Wear. 499 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:51,707 So, Mr. Humphies, you're there as well. 500 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,131 Look, Mr. Rumbold, look, we're in your office, 501 00:22:54,132 --> 00:22:55,631 and there are burglars here. 502 00:22:55,632 --> 00:22:57,332 Now for goodness' sake, get the police! 503 00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,383 Give it to me. 504 00:22:58,384 --> 00:23:00,131 Mr. Rumbold, you've got to come and get us out. 505 00:23:00,132 --> 00:23:01,824 We're in danger! 506 00:23:01,825 --> 00:23:04,081 Oh don't be silly. 507 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:07,277 Anyway, Mr. Harman has a key, you can get out. 508 00:23:07,278 --> 00:23:09,712 Yeah, but Miss Brahms has thrown it out of the window! 509 00:23:09,713 --> 00:23:11,546 They're coming back! 510 00:23:13,302 --> 00:23:16,635 Here we are. This should do the trick. 511 00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,421 Right. 512 00:23:27,808 --> 00:23:29,922 Hold it right there, boys. 513 00:23:29,923 --> 00:23:31,674 I like a bit of muscle. 514 00:23:33,089 --> 00:23:34,721 Ooh! 515 00:23:39,345 --> 00:23:40,557 Okay, get down to the goods lift, 516 00:23:40,558 --> 00:23:42,602 ready to go as soon as the doors open. 517 00:23:42,603 --> 00:23:45,853 Here, why don't you do a bit of work? 518 00:23:53,447 --> 00:23:55,471 You no speak-a to my papa 519 00:23:55,472 --> 00:23:56,472 like-a that! 520 00:23:58,216 --> 00:24:03,168 Otherwise I spread you across the wall like jam-a. 521 00:24:03,169 --> 00:24:04,959 No way Tony, keep your hair on. 522 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,710 Okay you guys, let's just get this show on the road, ay? 523 00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:16,955 - Oh, Mr. Humphries, that was good. 524 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,252 Here, keep your hair on. 525 00:24:18,253 --> 00:24:19,661 It's alright, they've gone. 526 00:24:19,662 --> 00:24:21,017 Your hair, in your hat! 527 00:24:21,018 --> 00:24:22,018 Oh yeah! 528 00:24:23,121 --> 00:24:24,867 We can't rely on Rumbold. 529 00:24:24,868 --> 00:24:26,461 I think I've got to get up on the roof 530 00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:27,540 and try to attract attention. 531 00:24:27,541 --> 00:24:29,603 I can can strike some matches or something like that. 532 00:24:29,604 --> 00:24:32,137 Don't be so silly, where could we say you'd gone? 533 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,237 Well, just say that I escaped from you. 534 00:24:34,238 --> 00:24:36,254 Hoo! From someone as tough as me? 535 00:24:36,255 --> 00:24:37,326 They'd never believe you. 536 00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:40,568 Mr. Harman, you go out there and keep them busy. 537 00:24:40,569 --> 00:24:43,295 And Mr. Spooner, grab a male dummy from display 538 00:24:43,296 --> 00:24:44,978 and bring it in here. 539 00:24:44,979 --> 00:24:45,812 What are you gonna do? 540 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:47,418 Never mind that, just go. 541 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:49,461 Yeah, all right. 542 00:24:53,207 --> 00:24:55,179 It's a coin box. 543 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,415 Oh what do you want, Mr. Rumbold? 544 00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,502 How many men? There were two. 545 00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:01,203 Oh, yes, I know we said five, but that was for them. 546 00:25:01,204 --> 00:25:04,799 Look, you've got to come and get the police 547 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,782 and bring them here, 548 00:25:05,783 --> 00:25:07,863 and hurry up for goodness' sake! 549 00:25:07,864 --> 00:25:09,453 No, I'm not panicking, no-- 550 00:25:10,288 --> 00:25:13,132 What? No, I'm not really being held prisoner, 551 00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:16,518 but--well me and Mr. Harman are pretending to be gangsters, 552 00:25:16,519 --> 00:25:19,439 and Mr. Humphries is our stepson, 553 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,980 and we've captured Captain Peacock 554 00:25:20,981 --> 00:25:23,272 and Miss Brahms and Mr. Spooner, 555 00:25:23,273 --> 00:25:26,644 and they think that Mr. Humphries is keen on Miss Brahms. 556 00:25:26,645 --> 00:25:28,245 Tell him I can't keep it up much longer. 557 00:25:30,492 --> 00:25:32,860 No, that might confuse him. 558 00:25:32,861 --> 00:25:36,016 And for goodness' sake, hurry up, we're in dreadful danger! 559 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,923 All right, bring it over here. 560 00:25:39,924 --> 00:25:41,487 Captain Peacock, you go up onto the roof 561 00:25:41,488 --> 00:25:42,745 and attract attention. 562 00:25:42,746 --> 00:25:46,654 Mr. Humphries, open the window and stand there. 563 00:25:46,655 --> 00:25:47,660 What shall I do? 564 00:25:47,661 --> 00:25:49,343 Just dangle it out of the window. 565 00:25:52,556 --> 00:25:53,678 I beg your pardon? 566 00:25:53,679 --> 00:25:55,512 The dummy! The legs! 567 00:25:56,574 --> 00:25:58,596 See, you grab one leg, I'll grab the other, 568 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:01,397 and then we'll pretend it's Captain Peacock, 569 00:26:01,398 --> 00:26:04,669 and that we're trying to make him talk. 570 00:26:04,670 --> 00:26:06,369 Right, Peacock, spill the beans 571 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:07,559 or you'll take a dive. 572 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,781 Here, steady on! 573 00:26:08,782 --> 00:26:10,534 He's gonna tell us the combination of the safe. 574 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,910 Are you outta your mind? You could drop him! 575 00:26:14,256 --> 00:26:15,654 Whoops! 576 00:26:22,661 --> 00:26:24,478 Well, what do you know? 577 00:26:24,479 --> 00:26:25,761 He got-a false legs. 578 00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:29,053 We've gotta get out of here. 579 00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:30,443 We can't, we haven't got the key! 580 00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,706 Suddenly, I feel kinda peckish. 581 00:26:32,707 --> 00:26:36,065 Why don't you nip up to the canteen and grab a sandwich? 582 00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:37,466 Sure thing Ma. 583 00:26:37,467 --> 00:26:40,512 You come-a with me, we have a little-- 584 00:26:41,651 --> 00:26:43,318 Aw, he's such a little scalawag. 585 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:45,356 How can you be so cool? 586 00:26:45,357 --> 00:26:48,278 I can warm up when I have to, big boy. 587 00:27:02,173 --> 00:27:03,173 Captain Peacock? 588 00:27:05,062 --> 00:27:07,370 Oh, thank God, it's you. How did you escape? 589 00:27:07,371 --> 00:27:09,263 Never mind that now. 590 00:27:09,264 --> 00:27:10,876 Now look, I've got this rope 591 00:27:10,877 --> 00:27:12,606 over the pulley on the flag pole. 592 00:27:12,607 --> 00:27:15,210 I'm going to tie it round my waist, like that. 593 00:27:15,211 --> 00:27:17,527 Now, you must lower me over the edge, 594 00:27:17,528 --> 00:27:19,148 and I'll go and get the police. 595 00:27:19,149 --> 00:27:20,104 Isn't it a bit risky? 596 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,357 I must do it. 597 00:27:21,358 --> 00:27:24,749 If I'm not home by one o'clock, me mother locks the door. 598 00:27:26,874 --> 00:27:28,647 Oh good luck! 599 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:31,119 Don't get carried away with your part! 600 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,980 - Here you go. Take the string, Miss Brahms. 601 00:27:33,981 --> 00:27:38,148 Careful now, gently, there we go, that's good, little more. 602 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,542 Look! 603 00:27:50,261 --> 00:27:52,392 We'll have to get some more rope. He's stuck halfway! 604 00:27:52,393 --> 00:27:54,391 Tommy! Where you going? 605 00:27:54,392 --> 00:27:55,971 I just come-a down 606 00:27:55,972 --> 00:27:58,897 to see if you wanted mustard-a on your sandwich, or-- 607 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,691 This is the police. 608 00:28:03,692 --> 00:28:04,797 The building is surrounded, 609 00:28:04,798 --> 00:28:06,974 and officers are already in the building. 610 00:28:06,975 --> 00:28:09,228 You have better give yourselves up. 611 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,560 Blimey! Quick, into the cupboard. 612 00:28:10,561 --> 00:28:11,561 Alright. 613 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:14,820 All right, we got 'em. 614 00:28:14,821 --> 00:28:16,968 And a nasty-looking bunch they are too. 615 00:28:18,188 --> 00:28:20,408 I'm so glad to see you. 616 00:28:20,409 --> 00:28:22,291 Do you know this person, sir? 617 00:28:22,292 --> 00:28:24,532 I don't recognize anyone in this room. 618 00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:26,419 What about me? 619 00:28:27,254 --> 00:28:28,257 Who is that? 620 00:28:28,258 --> 00:28:30,591 Who is that? I've no idea. 621 00:28:31,473 --> 00:28:33,469 Looks like some kind of ice cream seller. 622 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:35,879 Come on, you lot. 623 00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:44,094 Hello dear. Yes, a hoax, as I thought. 624 00:28:44,095 --> 00:28:47,076 Oh they do it every stock-taking. 625 00:28:47,077 --> 00:28:48,708 Well, I've taught them a lesson. 626 00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:50,268 I said I didn't recognize any of them, 627 00:28:50,269 --> 00:28:52,204 they're off to the police station. 628 00:28:52,205 --> 00:28:53,205 Yes. Bye. 629 00:28:59,264 --> 00:29:01,534 Do you by any chance have the keys to the safe? 630 00:29:01,535 --> 00:29:05,042 Mr. Humphries? Get the police back, quickly! 631 00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:07,657 Don't talk to me, I'm off to Beaux Street. 632 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,480 corrected by 7kozlov - www.myfbs.ru - 633 00:29:14,382 --> 00:29:16,913 ♫ Ground floor: perfumery, stationary, and leather goods 634 00:29:16,914 --> 00:29:19,236 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food 635 00:29:19,237 --> 00:29:21,737 ♫ Going up... 636 00:29:25,442 --> 00:29:28,352 ♫ First floor: telephones, gents' ready-made suits 637 00:29:28,353 --> 00:29:30,969 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes 638 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:33,470 ♫ Going up... 639 00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,562 ♫ Second floor: carpets, travel books, and bedding 640 00:29:39,563 --> 00:29:42,569 ♫ Material, soft furnishing, restaurants, and teas 641 00:29:42,570 --> 00:29:45,237 ♫ Going down... 642 00:29:48,609 --> 00:29:51,460 ♫ First floor: telephones, gents' ready-made suits 643 00:29:51,461 --> 00:29:54,034 ♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats, underwear, and shoes 644 00:29:54,035 --> 00:29:56,702 ♫ Going down... 645 00:30:00,418 --> 00:30:02,908 ♫ Ground floor: perfumery, stationary, and leather goods 646 00:30:02,909 --> 00:30:05,801 ♫ Wigs and haberdashery, kitchenware and food 647 00:30:05,802 --> 00:30:08,302 ♫ Going up...